It’s here! Graviton, the band guitarist Sacha Dunable (also of MS faves Intronaut) named because of an MS commenter, will release their full-length debut album Massless via Translation Loss on April 26th, but this being MetalSucks (toot toot!) we’ve got the whole thing for you here two weeks early. The album is as psychy, droney and proggy as you’d expect a band featuring three members of National Sunday Law (one of whom is also in Intronaut) to be, but a whole lot more mellow… which is to say it rules.

In case you’re wondering what on earth (or elsewhere) a Graviton is and why this album has been named Massless, look no further than the first sentence of the graviton (the thing, not the band) Wikipedia entry:

In physics, the graviton is a hypothetical elementary particle that mediates the force of gravitation in the framework of quantum field theory. If it exists, the graviton must be massless (because the gravitational force has unlimited range) and must have a spin of 2.

Well, gee… that might explain song titles such as “Hadron,” “Quarks,” “Photon,” and “Tachyon,” the latter of which I’d thought only existed on Star Trek.

Art of Dying play the kind of anthemic hard rock that makes radio programmers foam at the mouth. The Canadian band released their self-titled debut album in 2007 and have lived their lives out of suitcases ever since. Now signed to Intoxication, an label run by Disturbed members David Draiman and Dan Donegan and distributed by Warner Bros. Records, Art of Dying are set to release ‘Vices and Virtues,’ their sophomore record.

When someone at Intoxication told Noisecreep that vocalist Jonny Hetherington bottled his very own BBQ sauce, we were intrigued. After we were told us that he and his Art of Dying bandmates also organize backstage poker tournaments, we knew we had to investigate further.

Noisecreep: We hear you bottle your own BBQ sauce.

Jonny Hetherington: Oh yes. I’m a huge fan of [sauce] in general, so I’ve started messing with my own BBQ and hot sauce. I absolutely love the flavor of the Habanero pepper (or Scotch Bonnet). It’s one of my favorite flavors on the planet. And of course there’s the heat that comes along with it that is pretty incredible as well. Last year, I was on a mission to try and find an all-natural Habanero sauce without any crap in it, and well, I couldn’t find any. So, I decided to start making my own.

I’m proud to say my first batch was pretty killer and I haven’t looked back since. I’ve been mixing the heat and flavor of the pepper with locally grown fruits and spices, and I’ve been able to find a really nice balance between the two. I think the fig version is my favorite so far. I’m fortunate to have access to fresh fruit from British Columbia, Canada, where I live, so that is a big part of it. So far, each bottle contains 20 Habaneros, so I’m guessing it’s sitting at around 200,000 Scoville units. In other words — it’s damn spicy!

What kind of style is it? We know BBQ aficionados take this stuff very seriously.

The BBQ sauce I’ve been messing with is hot and smoky, with quite a bit of Jack Daniels spilled into it. C’mon, how good does that sound?

When we think of BBQ, Canada isn’t the first place that comes to mind. How popular is that kind of food up there?

If you’re talking traditional BBQ then yes, it’s pretty hard to find the real deal. Although in Vancouver, we have a few good ones. Memphis Blues and Slim’z are a couple you should check out. But as far as backyard BBQ goes, Canada has to be at the top of the list! I mean, we’re out there in the rain, snow, whatever — we love to grill.

You’re also getting a reputation for your infamous backstage poker tournaments on tour. Walk us through a typical night.

We play a hell of a lot of Texas hold ‘em. Cale [Gontier, bassist] is our poker star! He’s pretty damn good and plays a lot online as well as with us. We made the whole record in between poker hands. That’s the way we roll on the road as well. Usually we have a dry erase pen around and make a massive chart at the beginning of a tour or recording session and do the math at the end to see who owes whom what.

Our RV is pretty much a Final Table on wheels. It’s a great way to chill and listen to music together too. On our last writing session, Tavis [Stanley, guitar] and I put the entire Aerosmith catalog on ‘random’ and played poker for about 36 hours straight. It was pretty memorable heads up battle, with an unforgettable soundtrack. What’s better than that?

The band is signed to Disturbed’s new label, Intoxication. Please tell us you haven’t taken all their money at the poker table!

We have yet to have a band-to -and tourney. But it will happen soon, and there’s no doubt in my mind that Art of Dying will come out on top [laughter]. We stole John Moyer from Disturbed for a night on our RV last tour, and I’m pretty sure he rejoined the Disturbed camp with a lighter wallet [laughter].


It just thirteen months ago that Lita Ford loved ex-Nitro vocalist Jim “The Best A Man Can Get” Gillette so much that she was doing endless amounts of tweeting about how hot he was in the sack.

But while recently promoting her new album, She Don’t Look a Day Over Menopause, Ford revealed that she and Gillette are “going through a divorce right now, and it’s a really ugly divorce.” Say it ain’t so! If there’s no hope for the Lita and the guy she once said “literally fucks me right through the bed,” then it really is true what they say, and romance is dead.

I’m sad so sad, you guys. I might be too depressed to finish out the day. I think I have to go to my room and eat chocolates and watch Sex and the City. Anyone feel like making me an appletini?

Ozzy OsbourneJohn Shearer, WireImage

You can’t really argue with the Prince of Darkness naming his newest album, ‘Scream,’ as one of his favorite metal releases of the year. When Ozzy Osbourne released his yearly list (in no order), his album was the first he mentioned.

The first single from ‘Scream,’ aptly titled ‘Let Me Hear You Scream,’ was just nominated for a Grammy in the Best Hard Rock Performance category, so it’s safe to say the record will make quite a few 2010 best-of lists.

As a nod of solidarity his former guitarist, Zakk Wylde gets the thumbs up with Black Label Society‘s ‘Order of the Black’ album, as well as his newest lead axe man Gus G’s band Firewind for their epic album ‘Days of Defiance.’

For Osbourne, there are no rules in making a list. So naming an album that technically isn’t out yet, like Motörhead‘s ‘The World is Yours,’ is perfectly fine. It’s safe to say he snagged a copy of this long ago. Fellow old-school brethren Rob Halford and AC/DC also make the cut.

Rounding out Osbourne’s best-of-the-best are Korn, Pantera‘s ‘Cowboys from Hell’ reissue, Slash and Lamb of God‘s ‘Hourglass’ box set.

Phil Rudd of AC/DCGetty Images

AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd has spoken out about his conviction in New Zealand for possession of marijuana. Rudd recently told Stuff.co.nz that authorities “have been trying to catch [him] on the road for a while, too.”

The police caught the rock legend after a search of his home, which was conducted with a warrant, turned up 27 grams of the substance. His lawyers expressed concert that this conviction would affect the skinsman’s ability to travel internationally with AC/DC. Rudd did say that he isn’t sure when AC/DC will tour again, so he has some time to sort this mess out.

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